Tuesday, April 18, 2006

ALIAS... and why you should care.

As I’m sure you’re all aware, this Wednesday there will be no Lost. No new Lost. No repeat Lost. No “special recap show” Lost. Why? Because after a grueling four month hiatus, a little show by the name of Alias is coming back.

Why should you, the average Lost viewer care?

Because it is probably going to show us what we’re in for when Lost finally comes to its conclusion four or five years from now. How?

Both shows were created by JJ Abrams. Both shows offer deep mythology and multiple-season-spanning storylines. Both shows are often incredibly frustrating by not giving the audience the answers to the mysteries of the show. Both have mysterious numbers show up ALL THE TIME without an explanation of why (yet)! Both featured actors Greg Grunberg and Terry O’ Quinn. Replace “Rambaldi” with “Island”, and they’re almost the same show :)

These are the final episode of Alias ever. It’s the last chance to answer the questions the show raised, and see what sort of resolution we get for the characters. Basically, it’s time to show your cards. Did you have answers to the questions you teased for years, or were you just making things up as you went along? If we get answers to Alias, we’ll get answers to Lost (someday). If we don’t, chances are we might not ever get sufficient answers to Lost.

See the importance?

I know what you’re thinking: “But I’ve never watched this ‘Alias’ show before, I can’t just start now!”

Wrong. Here is the Cliff’s Notes version of “The Alias Storyline So Far”:

Alias is like James Bond meets Buffy meets Da Vinci Code. Kickass female lead character, mysterious ancient prophecy, fun spy gadgets and costumes, and shifty double crossing characters who always seem to have alterior motives. The big underlying mystery on the show centers around Milo Rambaldi, a 15th Century Architect / Philosopher / Potential Prophet. (SAT-wise, Lost::Island, Alias::Rambaldi). Over the course of the show, there has been a race to collect pieces of his works, assemble them, and figure out what in the world they are supposed to be used for. There have also been crazy prophecies that may involve the characters on the show and may bring about the end of the world. But this isn’t some “fantasy show”. Just like Lost, everything is based in science. Most characters on the show don’t believe the Rambaldi prophecy stuff, even as it keeps coming true.

Intriguing? We’re just getting started. Here are the season by season breakdowns of major storylines:


The main character is Sydney Bristow:

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She thought she was a CIA agent… until she found out that she was actually working for SD-6, a secret terrorist organization who tells their employees that they’re working for the CIA (discovered in the first episode after SD-6 kills her fiance). Determined to avenge his death and destroy SD-6, she approaches the real CIA with the plan of being a double agent - continuing to work for SD-6, but all the while stealing intelligence and foiling their plans for the CIA.

Her “handler” (contact inside the CIA) is the dreamy Micahel Vaughan:

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They have smoking hot chemistry with each other, but due to the whole “secret agent” deal, can never be seen in public together, and thus can’t go steady. It’s sad.

Sydney comes to discover that her father, Jack Bristow, who also works for SD-6 is also a double agent for the CIA. Like father like daughter!

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But everyone else in SD-6 thinks that they are honestly working for the good guys… except the SD-6 leader, Arvin Sloane (the “bad guy”, if you will):

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(He’s obsessed with all things Rambaldi.)

Jack and Sydney, sometimes working together, are trying to destroy SD-6 from the inside. The main goal of SD-6 is to collect as many artifacts of Milo Rambaldi as possible. (Honestly, when you watch the first season of Alias, you think “Wow – Dan Brown ripped off most of this stuff for his book “The Da Vinci Code” from Alias… only it’s done much better on Alias.” I really think JJ Abrams could sue Dan Brown for copyright infringement and win.)

SD-6 is constantly in a race to recover these items with another terrorist organization, headed by the mysterious "The Man."

In the course of the season, Syd also discovers that her dead mother (Irina Derevko) was a KGB agent and that she is very much alive.

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Her mother only married her father as part of a KGB plot, and then left him and Syd by faking her own death when her mission was over. The season ends with Syd finally coming face to face with "The Man"… who turns out to be her mommy.

Pretty good stuff so far, huh?


The search for Rambaldi artifacts remained the central plot point in Season 2. However, the main event of the season (that changed the Alias world forever) was the destruction of SD-6. After accessing security codes on an airborne server, the CIA raids all SD cells in the world simultaneously. In a single hour of TV, SD-6 (the “bad guy” of the entire series) was no more, Sydney was no longer a double agent (meaning she and Vaughn could finally hook up!), and the show became focused on the "Spy Family" of Jack, Sydney, and Irina (what JJ said he wanted the show to be all along – note that it took a season and a half to get there. Compare to Lost, where it took us a year and change to learn about Dharma – which may be what he wanted Lost to be all along!)

Irina has a ton of knowledge on Rambaldi, so the CIA takes her into custody and uses her for information throughout the season. As we learn more about Rambaldi, we find that the artifacts hold mysterious powers (Eternal life? Destructive power?), and that Sydney herself seems to be at the center of some mysterious Rambaldi prophecy written hundreds of years ago.

The season ended with Irina breaking out of prison, and Sydney waking up on the streets of Hong Kong, two years in the future, with no memory of the previous two years.

Still with me?


The third season is basically divided in two parts. The first half deals with Sydney's attempts to find out where she'd been for such a long time. The second half focuses once more on the relentless pursuit of the sacred Milo Rambaldi artifacts, which may hold the answers to Sydney's destiny.

When Sydney comes back to the CIA, she is shocked to find out what's happened in those two missing years. Jack is being unlawfully held in prison due to his questionable methods of trying to track down his missing daughter. Irina is in hiding, and her arch-nemesis, the shifty Arvin Sloane (former head of SD-6) has been granted a full pardon by the government for his role in bringing down over a dozen terrorist cells and is the head of a charitable group.

Most shocking of all is that her former lover, agent Vaughn is now happily married to the National Security Council's CIA liaison Lauren Reed.

The new evil this year is the Covenant, a terrorist outfit who (surprise, surprise) is determined to collect the Rambaldi artifacts. The CIA is also attempting to solve the equation of Rambaldi's endgame, so Sydney and her team attempt to capture these same artifacts and figure out their true meaning before the Covenant can get their hands on them (sound similar to Season 1?). We find that Vaughn's wife, Lauren, is also working for the Covenant and is pure evil (also having an affair with a high up Covenant member, Mr. Sark).

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The season wraps up with the Rambaldi artifacts leading to Sydney's long lost half-sister, Nadia - an Argentinean spy who was imprisoned in Russia.

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She also seems to be critical to the whole Rambaldi puzzle. The season finale ends with Sydney killing Lauren, much to the delight of Sydney/Vaughn fans the world over.


This is the point where Alias went from being unbelievably great to just good. ABC strong-armed the show into being more “single-episode oriented” and tried to attract new viewers by dropping a lot of the Rambaldi and double-crossing agent stuff (which, I’ll admit was getting pretty confusing). To achieve a sort of “reset” of the show, the writers had Sydney quit the CIA and joins a Black Ops unit called "Authorized Personnel Only" (APO) alongside with her partner Dixon (who somehow I haven’t pictured until now! But he’s been her field partner from the start):

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along with Jack, Vaughn and Sloane. Basically we were almost back to the way the show started, with different names for all the organizations involved.

Vaughn began researching his father’s death after he found some signs that he might still be alive. In the end, he seems to conclude that his father is dead, but was also obsessed with Rambaldi and may have some connection to Nadia.

We learn of Rambaldi’s desire to have a complete worldwide cleansing through an apocalypse. A Sloane impersonator (who looks freakishly just like him, even though he was played by another actor) assembles stolen Rambaldi artifacts, resulting in a giant red floating ball (Rambaldi’s famed “Mueller Device”) appearing over a Russian city, and all its citizens turning into zombie like people as a result. (Like I said, the fourth season was a little sketchy sometimes).

In the end, the entire Spy Family (with the true Sloane) comes to the city to destroy the device and save the world. They succeed, but in the process Nadia gets “infected” by the device and ends up in a coma.

The big season finale twist this time is that a now engaged Sydney and Vaughn are driving along, when Vaughn tells Sydney his real name is not Michael Vaughn… then they get smashed by a truck.

(Note: something Alias has done, better than any other show on TV – is create unbelievable season finales that leave your jaw on the floor all summer long.)


We learn that Vaughn’s real name is Andre Michaux and his father was a mathematician involved with a top-secret project called "Prophet Five." “Vaughn” learned all this info seven years ago from a woman named Renee Rienne and has been working with her since.

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We also learn that Sydney is now pregnant with Vaughn’s baby.

They meet James Lehman, a friend of Vaughn's father. Lehman explains that brilliant scientists and linguists were recruited for Prophet Five in the 70's and were asked to break the code of a 500 year-old document on advanced genetics. After this group succeeded, its members were systematically murdered. As precaution, Vaughn's father changed his identity, as did Lehman. He warns that the murderers are relentless. While talking with Lehman, a new character, Gordon Dean appears and murders both of them.

Two new characters are introduced - Thomas Grace (experienced loose cannon)

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and Rachel Gibson (new girl who is just like Sydney, unknowingly worked for Gordon Dean for years thinking he was a good guy. Once she learns the truth, she joins APO).

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Sydney and APO are attempting to discover whom Gordon Dean is working for and what their end game is. But meanwhile, Sloane (now back inside APO – will they never learn?!) is being blackmailed by Gordon Dean, who promises he has a cure for Nadia. Sydney and APO attempt to discover whom Gordon Dean is working for and what their end game is.

In the last episode we have seen, Sydney is kidnapped by someone who has an obscure interest in her unborn child – her mother.

Okay. Hopefully that wasn’t absurdedly hard to follow. Really, you owe it to yourself to check out the DVDs of Season 1 and 2 (at least) to appreciate how good this show is. Honestly, week to week it’s better than 95% of action movies I’ve ever seen. It makes me really excited for Mission Impossible III even though I know I should hate it since Tom Cruise is in it. But if JJ could do this much with Alias on a TV budget, I can’t imagine what he can do with a big movie budget…

But I digress. With that behind us, here are the big questions I think we, as viewers, not only need but deserve after all these years (note: if you have never seen Alias, I might lose you here. It would be like never seeing Lost and then reading my Blog – your mind just might explode):


The biggest question of all. The question that has been bouncing around my head for the better part of the past five years. Like I said, it would be like Lost ending without explaining the purpose of the Island or who the Others really are. You just can’t do it. Unless you want me rioting outside your house the next morning.

Here’s the tricky thing – we’ve seen the Rambaldi hint at three separate, very different things over the years:

  1. Rambaldi foreseeing Sydney / Nadia / Irina somehow being involved in an apocalypse-type battle that might bring about the end of the world.
  2. Rambaldi learning the key to eternal life, and hiding the secrets through all his artifacts.
  3. Rambaldi creating a weapon of unbelievable destruction that could be used to “cleanse” the world.

Of the three, I think the first two are the most intriguing. I’ve just seen the “big weapon that will destroy the world” storyline done a few times too many to make it seem important enough to be the underlying purpose of the entire series. Rule it out.

However, one of the second two seem more likely if you look at it logically. Why would you hide clues and pieces of the puzzle all over the world if your purpose was to warn people about the danger of Sydney / Nadia / Irina? Wouldn’t you want to have the information easily accessible to as many people as possible? I know I would. Rule it out.

Which leaves us with number two – eternal life. In all honesty, when I first heard about Rambaldi in Season 1, this is what I was hoping for. It really seems like the only “mystery” that is important enough to have hidden all the pieces of the puzzle in the way he did.

If I was writing the show, I’d have a big finale where Sydney finally meets Rambaldi. That’s right. Remember that clock maker a few seasons back who seemed to be as old as Rambaldi? If he was alive (until getting strewn with bullets), I’m thinking Rambaldi is alive as well. Also - clearly Rambaldi has something against Sydney if he has prophecies about her bringing about the end of the world. But what if these are all lies?

Let’s hypothesize that Rambaldi figures out a way to live forever, but he’s not “invincible”. Let’s say he also has the power to somehow see into the future. He could have foreseen that Sydney would be the one to finally kill him (perhaps accidentally?), and therefore he makes up numerous fake prophecies about her in hopes that it will cause someone else to kill her before she can kill him.

That would be pretty cool and tie things together nicely, don’t you think?

The one thing that worries me is that in a recent interview with JJ Abrams, he mentions that “originally we wanted to get much deeper into the Rambaldi stuff with the finale, but ABC was against it. They were always against the Rambaldi stuff.” Blast you ABC. If you even rob me of a Rambaldi-filled finale, I will never forgive you…


The prominent storyline this season. Is he alive? Is he dead? Was he a double-agent all along? Is he good? Is he evil? The writers completely turned this character on his head in the first episode of the season, then killed him off before we could get any real answers.

It’s pretty clear that whoever he is, he loves Sydney. However, would Sydney love him back if she found out he was working for the bad guys all along?

The story looks to be leading towards a “Vaughn is following in his father’s footsteps” storyline, with him working for Prophet 5 (which sure sounds close to a group of Rambaldi followers, doesn’t it?), faking his death as his “extraction” from the CIA, and now working behind the scenes to unravel the mystery.

His father also seems to have some connection to Nadia (and presumably then to Sydney). Again, if I was writing the show, I’d have it all tie together with Vaughn’s dad being obsessed with Rambaldi, saving Nadia for the purpose of having her murder Sydney some day (remember the prophecy about one sister killing the other?). But when this all falls apart, Vaughn is called on to eliminate Sydney. He has to choose between his love and his “faith” in Rambaldi. That would be pretty intense!

(Note the similarities between Jack and Irina and Sydney and Vaughn!)


Remember a few seasons back when Sydney was abducted and then had a scar around her hip? I said “I wonder if they were stealing her eggs to make a Rambaldi baby someday”. Well, it doesn’t look like that was the case, but I think the whole baby storyline would be way cooler if it was. Is the baby just a regular baby? Or does it somehow fit into the prophecies? Irina seems to have a keen interest in it, and we all know she can’t be trusted.


So let me see if I can get this straight. Sloane went from being bad (SD-6) to good (CIA) to bad (stealing Rambaldi artifacts) to good (APO) to bad (helping Gordon Dean). So what is it? This is probably a case of someone not being truly good or truly evil – but has everything he’s done been driven by his obsession with Rambaldi, or is it really for love of his daughter (Nadia) or Sydney? And what’s up with him and Jack? They still seem to have some secrets they’re not telling everyone. Is Jack on the up and up? And what about Irina? She’s the biggest wild card of them all. Who is she working for? Has she been using Sydney all along, or is she really a good mother who cares about her children?

I suppose it’s fitting on a show entitled “Alias” that there are so many questions about the true identity and allegiances of so many characters, but some firm answers would be nice.

So that’s all for my Alias recap and looking towards the future. In the end, even though Alias has had its ups and downs, I’m sad to see it go. It’s one of a handful of shows that I would call truly “great”, and that I absolutely loved. I’m glad it has a chance to go out on top, knowing that it only has a few episodes left to get their story told (as opposed to some shows which get blindsided by their cancellation, leaving storylines hanging – I’m talking about you, “Alf”!)

I’ll try and include some Alias talk on the Blog each week in addition to my Lost posts. The show deserves it.


Nicky said...

The season ended with Irina breaking out of prison, waking up on the streets of Hong Kong, two years in the future, with no memory of the previous two years.

Still with me?

Edit: The season ended with Irina breaking out of prison, Sydney waking up on the streets of Hong Kong, two years in the future, with no memory of the previous two years.

Still with me?

Great recap! I stopped watching half-way into Season 3, but I feel compelled to watch the finale. Like a chapter of my life will finally be complete. Thanks for catching me up!

Brian said...

Good call - I guess that does sound confusing! I'll update the post to make it more clear.

This is why I need an editor...

Justin said...

Great recap Brian. Got me even more excited. You're right, the first two seasons of Alias were just pure genius and then it seemed to drag, and I'm sure it's all ABC's doing. But I digress. I can't wait to see how everything turns out -- not to mention the return of some old friends (Will, Ana). Hopefully they will wrap everything up but knowing the show, there will be some sort of clifhanger ending for the series. It just wouldn't be Alias without one.

Carrie said...

I really enjoyed the recap. I stopped watching mid-way through season 3 as well because it just got too silly, but I think I will be watching these last few episodes.

Amber said...

Knowing that JJ Abrams was involved with Lost too is actually what got me interested in watching Lost to begin with, since I loved Alias so much.

Thanks for the recap.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the Alias info. I wanted to watch tonights episode of Alias but wasn't going to because I have never seen a single episode of it. I've always wanted to, but I don't like being lost in plot. I will now watch tonight's episode as well as the rest of the season....If I like it. AWESOME BLOG!

Craig said...

Great insights as usual!
I think you are on the right track with the Rambaldi and immortality theme.
Im thinking it will be a case of one of the key relationships (Nad/Syd or Syd/Vau or the Dads or Mom even?) having to make a cruel fatal decision against their loved ones as you suggest, but then Rambaldi himself somehow gets involved or they track him down and with his help (forced or not?) "revive" them. But of course the "holy grail" and Rambaldi have to be lost afterwards (maybe sent to an islan... no won't go there ;-), after all they are not of this time and "world". Or is that just too much like Indy and the "Holy Grail" plot?? Too easy/done before?
Anyway thanks for the blog, its a regular after any Lost and now Alias return (avid Alias from day one seeing it in the UK at around 0100 every week!). Noone there even knows what it is!

andi said...

Thanks for forgetting to say that these are spoilers. The first few paragraphs built up the show so much, that I was going to buy the DVDs and watch it.


Brian said...

andi -

I thought when I said "Here are the season by season breakdowns of major storylines" that would have provided sufficient warning that I was about to "spoil" (is it even called that when the episodes have all already aired?) the past five years.

But I'm sorry. You should still get the DVDs and watch. I left out quite a lot in terms of side storylines.

Ang said...

Please don't turn this blog into an Alias page.

Brian you are doing such a great job with your recaps and analysis of LOST.

Brian said...

ang -

Don't worry! The Blog is "Lost... and Gone Forever". Lost is its primary focus.

However, there is the "..and Gone Forever" part for instances like this, where there is no new Lost for two weeks. Variety is the spice of life (well, variety and oregano).

If this makes you mad, boy are you going to be angry in a few weeks when I do my breakdown of all the Season Finales I'll be watching on TV :)

A.J said...

I agree with Ang, Brian, please dont turn this into an Alias blog. Ive been having so much fun with your LOST analisis and I couldnt care less for Alias. However, I do see your point about Alias and Lost, I just think this is a blog for Lost and not for Alias. Oh well, its your blog anyway so you can do whatever you want with it. Ill stick around :)

rlk said...

The end of Alias AND Lost... CIA gets a tip that Rambaldi was working on a secret plan, none other than the Dharma Initiative. This leads Sydney and crew to "The Island" where they discover the castaways, join forces and launch an attack on "The Others" only to find that they too were lost on the island years ago. Perhaps you recall their story (which I've mentioned before)... They are none other than Gilligan, the Skipper, Professor, Mary Ann, Ginger, and the Howells. They all throw a big party on the beach, then hop on the CIA jets and head for home.

...and they all lived happily ever after.

The End. : -)

P.S. I always feel a little funny when I leave a comment and select "other" as an identity. Hmmm... maybe the story is about to take another twist that includes me. Yikes!!!

Jeremy said...

I sure hope ABC doesn't screw with the storylines of LOST as well... Just like they didn't like the Rambaldi storyline (WTF? How could you not like that?), they might have the same ideas about the Dharma storyline.

Then, they'll turn it into Gilligan's Island.

Anonymous said...

And where does Buffalo Bob fit in?

sarah cool said...

Michael Vaughn is HOT, who cares what his name is!!!!!!!

sarah cool said...

I mean... Michael Vaughn is SO TALENTED, who cares what his name is?!?!?

Justin said...

Brian said:
"If this makes you mad, boy are you going to be angry in a few weeks when I do my breakdown of all the Season Finales I'll be watching on TV :)"

This ought to be good.

Morgan said...

hey brian just wondering do u think that the dude hurley got the numbers from is kelvin who got desmond into the hatch.

Morgan said...

sorry just realised i posted in alias stuff was unsure where to ask.

Brian said...

morgan - Hurley got the Numbers from Lenny (in the Mental Institution), so it doesn't seem like he is Kelvin. If anything, Kelvin could be HGI, an Other, or someone else on the Island - but I think he's still on the Island.

Note: I haven't had a chance to write up a full Alias review, but I'll try and get a bare-bones one up soon!

Anne said...

Thanks for the Alias blog- very helpful. We were on/off watchers so it was nice to get a recap. We'll be watching the next 5 to see what happens.

Matt G. said...

What's the deal with Vaughn's dad and Nadia? I can't recall what episode/season that was discussed...


i need another post on LOST or else my mind is going to implode.

heliopath said...


my trustworthy one-sided internet friend. i got bored during the summer and the lost season one dvds, the lost itunes season two downloads and even the special features just wernt doing enough for me. well finaly i found myself browsing cd/dvd stores and right there i saw a big box staring at me from the A section. Now, im like most people who have seen the casual mixed out of sequence episode of Alias on tv, changing it during comercials but remembering your advice i bought the first season.

and holy shit. its a very fun ride. its no lost but its fantastic. i think ill go upto two or three, i dont feel like seeing when they toned it down, i like the intensity, naturally. its been good tho, interesting to see it backwards after seeing Lost and MI3 - great guy tho.

oh and i almost burst into flames of happiness when dear old soothing locke featured as the FBI investigator.

anyways i just had to let you hear about another successful pursuasion on this JJ creation.

catch you officially in october

KGB agent said...


it was FUN reading ur blog especially the ALIAS part.. n about lost.. i've never seen it...
i think it's a good show sinc u have a WHOLE BLOG about it n it's by jj ..

keep it up =D

KGB agent said...


it was FUN reading ur blog especially the ALIAS part.. n about lost.. i've never seen it...
i think it's a good show sinc u have a WHOLE BLOG about it n it's by jj ..

keep it up =D

KGB agent said...

sorry ><


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Sydney Bristow is a young, athletic, college graduate who was recruited her freshman year as a secret agent for SD-6, a top-secret branch of the CIA. After a few years -- after Sydney confides her lifestyle to her boyfriend, the evil head of SD-6 -- Arvin Sloan, has him killed. Sydney learns that SD-6 is part of a rogue international agency called the Alliance of 12, out to rule the world. She becomes a double agent, working with the real CIA to bring down SD-6 with the assistance of her handler, Michael Vaughn, and her estranged father Jack Bristow -- also a double agent. Along the way, Sydney fights various rival agents, rival terrorist groups, and traitors all the while keeping her cloak-and-dagger lifestyle a secret from her friends....