I don't know how to put this delicately, so I'll just come out and say it:
If you love me, you'll watch "Pushing Daisies" this Wednesday night at 8:00 pm on ABC.
Why all the urgency? Well apparently, "Pushing Daisies", the happiest, fantastical-tastic, heart-warming, word-bendiest show on TV is in serious danger of being cancelled. Rumor on the street is that ABC is waiting to see the ratings for this week's show (and possibly next week's) before deciding if they will give the show a full season or cancel it after 13 episodes.
This is serious people. In a world of drab, depressing, inane crime dramas, "Pushing Daisies" shines like a beacon of color-saturated hope in an otherwise black and white TV world. I don't want to over-exaggerate, but I'm pretty sure "Pushing Daisies" can single handedly solve the world's current financial and economic crises... but only if you watch.
Do it for me. Do it for you. Do it for the future of humanity, mankind, and the world.
Tell everyone you know.